Tuesday, June 23, 2009

The Outlet Mall Guru

Teach me to fold the perfect pant and I'll show you how to sell a credit card to a mother of four who makes minimum wage. The mexicans pay in crisp $100 bills, the asians in crumpled coupons, and I pay with my soul.

Thanks, Banana.

2 comments:

Brian said...

gahhhhhhh i had to do the same thing at jc penney and hated it.

but hey i made 2 dollars for every person that i signed up.

Margo said...

hahahaa.
/sad.

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